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No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Miley Cyrus Says Disney Banned Her From Performing 'Hannah Montana' Songs: "I Wasn't Allowed To Sing Them" - Deadline

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the happy reality of our generation?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly

Loons and Moons

Still no good

So they tried

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Your gut doesn’t need probiotic supplements, here’s what nutritionist recommends instead - financialexpress.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

No way

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Nuts and Butts

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

CT scan radiation and cancer risk - reassuring and alarming at the same time - Daily Kos

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